1 - SCHOOL : A Place Where Papa Pays & Son Plays.
2 - LIFE INSURANCE : A Contract That Keeps You Poor All Your Life So That You Can Die Rich.
3 - TEARS : The Hydraulic Force By Which Masculine Willpower is Defeated By Feminine Water power.
4 - LECTURE : An Art Of Transferring information From The Notes Of The Lecturer To The Notes Of The Students Without Passing Through " The Minds Of Either "
5 - CONFERENCE : The Confusion Of One Man Multiplied By The Number Present.
6 - COMPROMISE : The Art Of Dividing A Cake in Such A Way That Everybody Believes He Got The Biggest Piece.
7 - DICTIONARY : A Place Where Success Comes Before Work
8 - CONFERENCE ROOM : A Place Where Everybody Talks, Nobody Listens And Everybody Disagrees Later On.
9 - CLASSIC : Books, Which People Praise, But Do Not Read.
10 - OFFICE : A Place Where You Can Relax After Your Strenuous Home Life.
11 - YAWN : The Only Time Some Married Men Ever Get To Open Their Mouth.
12 - ETC : A Sign To Make Others Believe That You Know More Than You Actually Do.
13 - COMMITTEE : Individuals Who Can Do Nothing individually And Sit To Decide That Nothing Can Be Done Together.
14 - EXPERIENCE : The Name Men Give To Their Mistakes.
15 - PHILOSOPHER : A Fool Who Torments Himself During Life, To Be Spoken Of When Dead.
16 - FATHER : A Banker Provided By Nature.
17 - CRIMINAL : A Guy No Different From The Rest....Except That He Got Caught.
18 - BOSS : Someone Who is Early When You are late and late when you are early.
19) POLITICIAN: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
20) DOCTOR: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
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