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1 - SCHOOL : A Place Where Papa Pays & Son Plays. 

2 - LIFE INSURANCE : A Contract That Keeps You Poor All Your Life So That You Can Die Rich. 

3 - TEARS :  The Hydraulic Force By Which Masculine Willpower is Defeated By Feminine Water power. 

4 - LECTURE : An Art Of Transferring information From The Notes Of The Lecturer To The Notes Of The Students Without Passing Through " The Minds Of Either " 

5 - CONFERENCE :  
The Confusion Of One Man Multiplied By The Number Present. 

6 - COMPROMISE :  The Art Of Dividing A Cake in Such A Way That Everybody Believes He Got The Biggest Piece. 

7 - DICTIONARY :  
A Place Where Success Comes Before Work 

8 - CONFERENCE ROOM  :  
A Place Where Everybody Talks, Nobody Listens And Everybody Disagrees Later On. 

9 - CLASSIC : Books, Which People Praise, But Do Not Read. 

10 - OFFICE :  
A Place Where You Can Relax After Your Strenuous Home Life. 

11 - YAWN :  
The Only Time Some Married Men Ever Get To Open Their Mouth. 

12 - ETC :  
A Sign To Make Others Believe That You Know More Than You Actually Do. 

13 - COMMITTEE :  
Individuals Who Can Do Nothing individually And Sit To Decide That Nothing Can Be Done Together. 

14 - EXPERIENCE : The Name Men Give To Their Mistakes. 

15 - PHILOSOPHER : 
A Fool Who Torments Himself During Life, To Be Spoken Of When Dead. 

16 - FATHER :  
A Banker Provided By Nature. 

17 - CRIMINAL : A Guy No Different From The  Rest....Except That He Got Caught. 

18 - BOSS : 
Someone Who is Early When You are late and late when you are early. 

19) POLITICIAN: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after. 

20) DOCTOR: 
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills. 

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